An Odd Conflation

So I was trying to find out how old core ice is in Antarctica (because I’m thinking about distilling vodka from that source) when I came across this found object in Google:

Antarctic ice is growing, not melting away | News.com.au

Ice expanding in much of Antarctica Eastern coast getting colder Western section … I had sex with my friend’s 16-year-old daughter. What should I do? …

I suppose they’re just two random pulls from the same news source (news.com.au, where you can also follow the latest controversy of letting children lick nine-volt batteries) but it left me grimly amused. The good news is, there’s no global warming. The bad news…

More later, -jv

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