The California Roll
by John Vorhaus
1 ON THE SNUKE
The first person I ever scammed was my grandmother, who had Alzheimer’s disease and could never remember from one minute to the next whether she’d just given me ice cream or not. I’d polish off a bowl, drop it in the sink, walk out, walk back in, ask for another, and get it. Boom. They say you can get sick of ice cream if you eat too much. I found that was not the case.
They also say you can’t cheat an honest man, but I say you can. The honest ones never see it coming. (more…)